So this morning I had to run back into the house to get something because, shockingly, I did not make it in one trip. I left the offspring to buckle herself in. (Quick someone alert child protective services.) When I got back I couldn’t find my coffee cup. I asked her if she’d drank it while I was gone. She denied any knowledge of doing so. As I’m digging through the lunch, snack, laptop and purse I mumble that she probably did. To which I get a loud, “I did not, I’m wearing a heart ring and you have to tell the truth when you’re wearing a heart.”
“True. What about when you’re wearing a circle?”
“The truth.”
“A square?”
"The truth.”
“An oval?”
“Lies. Always lies.”
“A rectangle?”
"The truth.”
What the hell is it with this kid and ovals?
*and yes, I did find the coffee, thanks for wondering.*
The same thing I have against zucchini?
ReplyDelete(It IS the anti-christ. We proved it in college... sadly, I no longer have the proof.)