Beam me up, Scotty

I got a new phone. It's called the Droid Eris by HTC. It's as cool as it sounds. It has loads of apps, gives me directions, plays games, takes pictures and video, texts, Google’s, shows YouTube videos, tells me when movies are playing, reminds me I need toilet paper. Oh, and it makes phone calls. If you need a new phone, you should get it. If you have it, please tell me how to use it.  Thank you very much.