Day 11 - Something people seem to compliment you the most on.

This depends on how well you know me. If you know the me I want you to know, you always tell me I am really confident and strong. You marvel at my openness and my fierce independence. You will say I am nice. You are also going to tell me I have a great bedroom voice and fantastic breasts.

I ignore most of that. I mean I do love people saying I have great breasts because it's the only physical thing I ever really get compliments on. Also I love being told I have a phone sex voice, it makes me feel all vixen-ish. But the breasts are going to droop and the voice is a by product of a very de-feminizing reproductive and metabolic disorder which causes me to produce an excess of testosterone, giving me a deeper voice. So eh.

If you know me well you know I am not confident, or open or independent. I am also not really that nice, although I do want to be. . . most of the time. You will still probably think I have a great bedroom voice, and if you know me REALLY well, you will also think I have fantastic breasts. So fine.

The thing I get complimented on the most though, no matter how well you know me is that I am honest. Which is funny because as I've said before, I am a huge liar. I mean, no one is completely honest, or we'd have no friends, no job, no anything. Society runs on a gentle layer of lies and half truths. Still, for all that I am a liar, I am also very honest. This is partially because I am so expressive that I couldn't lie my way out of a paper bag. It's also because I have to much going on to juggle a pile of lies. I have opinions on almost everything, and I love to share them. Honesty has a great shock value. No one really wants to know the truth, even though we all say we do. I love shock value.

Mostly though I am honest for the same reason I am a liar. I have little to no impulse control. A situation arises and in an instant something comes flying out of my mouth. Think of it as a game of Russian Roulette of honesty. Belive me, it has gotten me into tons of trouble.

Still though, I am honest. Unless I am lying.