Oh, how true you are Facebook

My college room mate wants to be my Facebook friend.  The invite is sitting there, and because my language is set to Pirate English (don't mock me, you know you'd do it too if you could understand the lingo)  "This sorry lout thinks they're yer mate"  And while that might seem like pithy pirate slang, it is so freaking true.  That chick is a bitch, pathetic and slimy and low.  Please see exhibits 1-5

1. I moved into her apartment after her husband left her.  Her parents didn't know she was married, cause they would have cut her off financially if they'd known. 

2.  She NEVER cleaned anything, including her toddler son, who I basically raised while I lived with her.  I got him off the bottle, potty trained him and got up with him in the middle of the night.  She smoked around him and left the next door neighbor to 'listen' for him when she would go out partying.  Which meant I stayed home, cause I couldn't let that happen.

3.  She met a crack dealing bisexual guy at a party and moved him in the same night.  No joke.  He used to wear my now husbands clothes next to his skin, I think he liked the way they smelled.  I have nothing against bisexual guys, I mean that would be calling the kettle black, but I'm pretty sure he screwed guys for money.  He would leave at 3 am and come back an hour later with 40 bucks.  And I don't think it was always a drug deal.  Eventually he and I got into it and he threw a bike at my now exes 3 year old.  After I beat him, his dad called threatening me.  I told him to come on over and I'd show him what I did to his boy.  I moved out that weekend, she took his side.

4.  She told my now husband that I was cheating on him, even had the crack dealers friend call him to tell him I was propositioning him.  I wasn't, I hadn't.  He almost left me.

5. She filed a police report on me when I moved out.  She said I stole her vacuum, her chair and assorted Wet and Wild cosmetics.  The chair was mine and the vacuum was accidentally packed by an uncle who helped move me out.  I had returned it to her 'listening' in neighbor the next day.  Yes, that's right people. A police report over dollar store makeup (which BTW, I did not even take)

6. After I moved out she stopped paying rent and got sued.  She claimed I was still living there and that I was responsible for half.  I almost got sued for something around 3 grand.  I had to track down the old apartment manager who wrote a letter stating that I had given notice and had moved out long before.

So the question is, gentle reader. . . why the hell would she EVER think I would want to be her friend?. . . and perhaps just as interestingly, what do I do with the request. 

* and before you say, maybe she's changed. . blah. . blah. . blah, I looked at her pics.  She is still as trashy and low as ever. *