So I occasionally go through efforts to be less self-hating. During these times I develop a huge super ego that screams about what a great catch I am. Up until now it mostly did it on the inside. But thanks to the miracle of push button publishing, we are going to get a chance to learn exactly how ego-maniacal I can really be. So in no particular order, here are reasons why I am a (near) prefect woman.
1. I can be ready to go anywhere in under 5 minutes, 7 if I have to shower.
2. I am just as happy having beer and rolled tacos as I am wine and brie.
3. I am financially independent.
4. I look cute when I pout.
5. I have a phone sex voice.
6. Not only will I not get angry if you check another woman out, I will most likely be checking her out too.
7. I can name 5 first person shooters.
8. My gamerscore has been better than my husbands.
9. I wrote those top two sentences. : )
10. I look good in heels.
11. I am funny, actually more so in real life than all this touchy feely blog shit would make it seem.
12. I am fantastic in bed.
13. I am a good cook.
14. I am very understanding and forgiving.
15. I am intelligent and can carry on a reasonable facsimile of a mature conversation.
16. I think Twilight was poorly written, and that the movies are even worse.
17. I cannot name the characters from Sex in the City, but I can name at least 2 dozen graphic novel/comic book titles and or characters.
18. I accept people for who they are, and do not judge where they have been.
19. I always strive to be better than I was the day before.
20. I am not afraid of bugs.
I was with ya until #20. =D
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