So tonight I fell asleep in the bathtub and had a lovely dream that I was a princess in a mythical land far away. There was a knight I was betrothed to from birth but an evil witch did not want him to take the throne, so she sent him to a far away land. When we grew up, he found his way back, but the witch had become my nanny and she'd filled my head with all kinds of lies and fears.
I fell in love with the knight and she was scared he would get the throne so she worked her voodoo on me and while in a trance she told me I should kill a man if he tried to touch me. Later that night the man was dancing with me and his hands brushed my breasts. I went into a rage and tried to to kill him. He tied me to a chair and tried to talk me down but I could not be calmed.
Hours past with me tied to the chair. When dawn broke I went into convulsions and projectile vomited thousands of beads, in all colors and sizes. Each bead was a lie she had fed me through the years. When the last bead was out i was left cleansed and whole. He untied me and we fell madly in love.
Evidently my fertile imagination works best when steeped for awhile in molten hot water. Also I now know what it would look like to vomit a marble factory.
OK, Seriously? You need to write this up as a story.
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