Tonight's xbox conversation with some idiot Ive never met before:
mildblues -i just don't think they understand me
misscharlie - oh, whos that?
mildblues - my real family, from out there___
misscharlie - out where?
mildblues - between the sun and the starz.......
misscharlie - where's that, venus?
milsblues - im not sure, i cant jump that high to find out :{
misscharlie - try a pogo stick
mildblues - thats a great idea :} but ill have to get a license for that and you know how long those take >:[
misscharlie - try nevada, I hear they hand the them out like candy
mildblues - sounds good but the thought of candy hurts my brain....im more of a vegetable man
misscharlie - try california then, i hear theyre big on that stuff
mildblues - you seem to know a lot about this planet i could use a human like u in search of my true home..;}
misscharlie - im sorta an unofficial tour guide here
mildblues - yes it would help me alot :} cuz the last person who tried 2 help me only used me for drug money and would hit me if i said no ;{
misscharlie - well that was actually my plan
mildblues - oh my, your a bad girl
misscharlie - and youre a nutjob
mildblues - i smell a sitcom
misscharlie - how old are you, and remember, you go to oprah for lying
mildblues - 20 wbu
misscharlie - ancient, like ghandi, but without the humility and love for my fellow man
mildblues -thats not fair i told you my age whats yours
misscharlie - now dont whine, never ask a woman her age, esp. if she much older than you little boy
mildblues - im not little im full of thrills and i can keep you guessing
misscharlie - i think i went to an amusment park with the same advert. it made me ill too
mildblues - i aim to please
misscharlie - aim higher. howd you find me anyways
mildblues - i typed your name at random
misscharlie - what a coincidence, so did i . . . for reals though?
mildblues - yes i did, and i hit the jackpot
misscharlie - if you consider a cynical bitch the jackpot sure, but really, what was going through your mind as you entered this exact gamertag?
mildblues - i though ttoday i want 2 talk 2 random person so i add words together ....miss...charlie...# :)
misscharlie - and 1813?
mildblue - picked random numbers
misscharlie - 18 is 6 plus 6 plus 6 and 13 is well, duh.
mildblues - so youre 30 then
misscharlie - no, where'd you get that from?
mildblues - sorry, im not good with numbers, youre prob. younger than that
misscharlie - god, did you ad 18 and 13, cause thats 31
mildblues - um, yeah, im not good with numbers, but if you are older, i can make you feel young again
misscharlie - why would i want to?. . im perfect. and i can count.
mildblues - thats even better
misscharlie - why do you need a tutor?
mildblues - no but i bet i could teach you a few things
misscharlie - gotta love your perseverance. and dumb, blind, hopeless optimism
mildblues -theres a lot more of me to love
misscharlie - oh?. . you have a conjoined twin?
mildblues - no,but i like your jokes
misscharlie - glutton
mildblues - so whats your name?
misscharlie - charlie
mildblues - nice name for a girl whats that short for?
misscharlie - who says im a girl?
mildblues - well who is to say im a guy?
misscharlie - the gay guy sleeping with you?
mildblues - um....im a guy and i like girls...wbu
misscharlie - sure why not
mildblues - what are you?
misscharlie - perfect. . i told you that
mildblues - but are you a girl or a boy
misscharlie - im a grown up
mildblues - well if you cant answer a simple question then i have no choice but to search on
misscharlie - ok, thanks for playing
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