What I learned on the walk home today

You can be a fairy even if you don’t have a wand.

Migrating birds look like a letter V, or an A if some get lost.

The moon is shaped like the Cheshire cats teeth when he disappears.

Running is he best way to cross a driveway. That way a car won’t hit you.

If you run and your pants fall down you need smaller pants. Unless they are your favorite pants. Then you need a bigger booty.

You get a bigger booty by eating mashed potatoes.

You shouldn’t walk on people’s grass. Unless they are not home ‘cause then they won’t know.

Even if you skip and run most of the way home, you can still get cold.

Holding mommy’s hand makes walking in the darkish-ness better.