I have no idea.

So this morning I had to run back into the house to get something because, shockingly, I did not make it in one trip. I left the offspring to buckle herself in. (Quick someone alert child protective services.) When I got back I couldn’t find my coffee cup. I asked her if she’d drank it while I was gone. She denied any knowledge of doing so. As I’m digging through the lunch, snack, laptop and purse I mumble that she probably did. To which I get a loud, “I did not, I’m wearing a heart ring and you have to tell the truth when you’re wearing a heart.”

“True. What about when you’re wearing a circle?”

“The truth.”

“A square?”

"The truth.”

“An oval?”

“Lies. Always lies.”

“A rectangle?”

"The truth.”

What the hell is it with this kid and ovals?

*and yes, I did find the coffee, thanks for wondering.*

Look, they love me too.

A Partial List

Things She Will Not Eat Willingly
Marshmallows
Hot Dogs
Corn Dogs
Ham
Sausage
Pepperoni
Carrots
Mashed Potatoes
Lettuce
Chicken Breast
Steak

Things She Loves To Eat
Sushi
Edamame
Spinach
Miso Soup
Orange Chicken
Chicken on the bone
Maple Baked Chicken
Baked Snap Peas
Peanut Butter, Brie and Apple Sandwiches
Seafood Udon
Anything dipped in chocolate or Nutella