"mama, can we have a pen and a paper and a clipboard. . please. were going to go outside to science."
"i can't chase the chickens, 'cause i am one."
"oh, it's the kitty. . i thought it was a white marsupial"
"what's a marsupial?"
"an animal with a pouch. . and fur. . and live babies"
"well . . . cats are pretty close to that."
"i don't want to do that. . how 'bout im the princess and you have to do it for me?"
"well we can't. . cause princesses aren't allowed in my family."
"just so you know, my mom looked it up and i am old enough to not ride in a car seat anymore. . so we don't have to walk."
"you have to let her rest. . otherwise she'll be tired and won't be more 'entergetctic'. . ."
"oh, here we go again. . remember what we have to do. . compromise. . don't you want to keep our friendship?"
"please, can you do it? . . .you're so much better at it than me. . "
"you're just saying that so i will do it and you don't have to"
"cheater!"
"whose a cheater?"
"we both are"
"then why are you yelling?"
"cause you cheated first"
"im pooped"
"don't say poop"
"no like tired. . not like from your butt"
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