Thursday, March 18, 2010

Before you start a suicide watch

In light of recent moroseness and in celebration of my first drunk blog, I feel it is only fair to state that I do not need a prescription or a mood elevator, or therapy. Well not any more than any one else at any rate. I do in fact find a dozen reasons to be cheerful before 10, which believe me, is quite a feat, considering I hate mornings. Not the point though, we are doing things that make me happy today, not things that make me angry.


1- Woke up warm and snuggly and feeling loved.
2- Laid in bed listening to the sweet sounds of the girl child playing with dinosaurs in her room.
3- Woke without a hangover
4- Realized I could drunk text the ex and she would laugh and text back funny stuffs.
5- The girl child got dressed quickly, in a funky outfit sent to her by the ex.
6- The coffee shop takes credit cards, hello latte.
7- Girl child was extremely tickled that I got her a hot chocolate.
8- The songs on the radio were wonderful this morning.
9- I saw a woman scooted way over in the middle of the truck cab so she could be closer to her man.
10- My hippie friend typed “They was lustin' after mah truck!” to me. How very urban of her
11- Girl child asked her imaginary friend why ostrich eggs were so big. He knew the correct reasons because according to her “he is very intelligent”
12- It is warm and fresh and lovely outside, and even though I am in, I have HUGE windows.

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